Things Are Going to Get Worse for the Marvel Plotline before It Gets Better


I’m going to say it outright --- Avengers: Infinity War is the worst Marvel film I’ve seen yet.
Given all the positive reviews revolving around AIW, this seems like a pretty harsh statement. Hear me out before you whip out the torches and pitch forks.

There are many reasons to love Avengers: Infinity War. I damn lost my mind when I saw the cast line-up. Robert Downey Jr., Angela Bassett, Chadwick Boseman, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Pratt, Tom Holland, Anthony Mackie, Chris Evans and a slew of incredibly talented cast members I do not have enough room to mention in one paragraph. All in one film? A tab for that many A- and B-list actors and actresses in one film would sink any indie film company, regardless of agreed pay cuts. 

But EB Guy, this is freakin’ Disney! 
Yeah, I know Disney has a pretty hefty budget. However, very few companies, regardless of insanely, massive budgets, are willing to reach that deep into their pockets to fund such an ambitious project. That’s how company’s seemingly too big to fail go out of business, after all.

Granted, Disney made much of that money back (a little over $2 billion, according to The Numbers). That said, the move speaks volumes to the crew and masterminds behind the pitching, making and advertising of this film. This leads me to the second reason to love AIW. The talent and professionalism of the women and men behind the curtains, who animate and make all the Infinity War characters relatable to the average movie-goer, is immense. The costumes, music and graphics were precise and harmoniously strewn together like a well-made sweater. Thanos, one of the main cast of characters heavily dependent on CG-manipulation to exist as the twisted, focused and overzealous antagonist, left little room for movie-goers to question his very existence. He laughed, cried and interacted with minimally CG-enhanced characters like Captain America and Gamora. As far as interactions between the CG characters and the non-CG characters goes, the miscues or holes in animation were absent, if not minimal at best. No hands went through an arm or rested a little too deeply into (not ‘on’, ‘into’) someone’s shoulder to snap the viewer out of the trance, ruining the overall experience. A true testament of the high-caliber mastery and minute attention to detail from everyone involved in the movie.

Wait? So, what’s your deal, EB Guy? If everything was perfect, why make such an outlandish declaration? What has your nickers in a twist?
The same thing that kills any incredible production. It killed my experience with the first Cloverfield film. It killed Green Lantern. It’s the plot. My grievance is with the Infinity War decided plotline. From the very beginning to the very end (including the post-credits), characters were dying like fish in a polluted pond. Heindall and Loki died within the first ten minutes. Loki, especially, met one of the most pitiable ends next to Vision’s forced resurrection and subsequent death by Thanos, and Spiderman’s heartbreaking plea for reassurance before turning into dust. I was particularly displeased by Loki’s vain, final act. I expected the god of mischief, who staged many of his own fake deaths, to put up more of a smart fight. He fought more like Thor --- headfirst with no escape plan.

Don’t get me wrong. It was not like the movie had no happy or “feel good” moments. When the Avengers worked to subdue Thanos and try to take the Gauntlet off him, I was at the height of satisfaction. At least, the Avengers would have a fighting chance to reverse the damage already done by Thanos and his army of followers. However, the satisfaction never lasted long. Like a fish racing towards a hooked bait, when I thought a satisfactory ending was possible near the surface, something happened that would pull me above the waters into unfamiliar territory. As far as I remember, until Avengers: Infinity War, every Marvel film concluded with the protagonist overcoming some external/internal issue, bringing him/her back --- stronger and more resolute than ever. In AIW, there was no overcoming issue. Not for the protagonists, anyway. This left me doubtful and incredibly frustrated, to say the least.

This decision by the Marvel masterminds to give the antagonist exactly what he wants, has a wide-reaching impact on other Marvel films, Antman and the Wasp to name a few. Firstly, plotlines will be left half done seeing how half of all life in the universe no longer exists. Secondly, as a movie-goer, I cannot trust the Marvel crew to not kill key players in any future films.

The only positive takeaway of AIW, as far as I’m concerned, is that characters like Shuri, Okoye, Captain America and Tony Stark, are still allowed to draw breath for another installment. However, too many key characters are absent. Every Guardians of the Galaxy member, outside of one, has met their bitter end thanks to Thanos. Even Nick Fury did not survive the aftermath of Thanos’ ambition.

Sure, the anticipation solidifies an already dedicated fanbase, hungry for a better conclusion, than what the cold shoulder called Avenger’s: Infinity War left behind.

Sure, we can hope that the writers and director are merciful enough to keep key characters, in future upcoming Marvel films, going. However, we can no longer expect future Marvel films to follow the long-tested Marvel recipe of build, challenge and overcome.

Maybe this is the ultimate plan of the heads of Marvel? Maybe they don’t want us, the movie-goers, to expect the happy endings we have been so use to for all these years. Maybe they have a bigger plan for the fate of the Marvel universe. Maybe, in truth, all the characters who have died are not really dead but transported to another alternate universe. Without the release of the second installment of Infinity War, all these ideas are nothing more than conspiracy theories. Until the drop of the next film, I can only go off what I have. What I have is the worst Marvel film yet.

 Movie Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6.2/10)
Alan Silvestri - Infinity War (From "Avengers: Infinity War"/Audio Only)
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